Item description for Why Can't Women Understand Men? We're So Simple by Bob Hansen & Robert Hansen...
Overview From his wife's love affair with chocolate to knick-knacks taking over the world, Hansen humorously considers the controversies that arise from man's misunderstanding of woman---and vice versa! Celebrating the glorious---though occasionally baffling---differences God gave both genders, he concludes that it's these peculiarities that add spice to a potentially dull existence.
"Women, I Understand Them Perfectly "
-ROBERT HANSEN ("DID I REALLY SAY THAT"?)
God has made men and women different. This is not an obstacle to be feared, but a joy to be celebrated. The author freely admits that much of his humor has its roots in the glorious, though often puzzling differences with which God has blessed the genders. It's these differing points of view that add spice to what would otherwise be a dull life. This book is a celebration of those baffling peculiarities.
Why Can't Women Understand Men-We're So Simple? conveys the strange occurrences of everyday life in a way that will tickle your funny bone-in much the same way as Dave Barry and Erma Bombeck have done, but with a spiritual application.
Perhaps once in a century a book comes along what's so insightful it's frightening. Unfortunately, Why Can't Women Understand Men-We're So Simple is "not" such a book
"IT'S A GOOD THING I DIDN'T SEE YOU EAT A SALAD BEFORE WE GOT MARRIED."
That was the simple statement that opened Robert Hansen's door to the world of humor. From that point, Bob has written expositions on some rather outlandish concepts:
* his fear that his wife was raptured into shopping heaven,
* the strange love affair women have with chocolate,
* the conspiracy of knick-knacks to take over the world,
* innovative ideas to speed up lengthy graduation ceremonies,
* practical tips corporations can use to make grocery shopping more male-friendly.
Yes, the author has made fun of his wife, his kids, his pets, and himself, but it's only because he doesn't really understand much at all of life. But don't be too hard on this poor man. When you have read, and laughed, or at least smiled, perhaps you will find that buried in the humor are just the beginning parts of wisdom-but only the beginning parts.
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Studio: AMG Publishers
Est. Packaging Dimensions: Length: 8.52" Width: 5.54" Height: 0.48" Weight: 0.53 lbs.
Release Date Dec 1, 2002
Publisher AMG Publishers
ISBN 0899573703 ISBN13 9780899573700
Availability 0 units.
More About Bob Hansen & Robert Hansen
"ROBERT HANSEN" writes a weekly humor column on men and women relationships for the countywide "Chronicle" newspaper. His writing has caught the attention of Focus on the Family who subsequently published one of his articles and has contracted for another article. besides writing, Bob owns a Christmas tree farm in Chehalis, Washington (just south of Olympia, Washington), has pastored a church, worked at a Christian retreat center, and worked in the field of aviation.
Bob and his wife, Sherry of twenty-seven-years, have four children. He is an active member of the Foursquare Church.
Reviews - What do customers think about Why Can't Women Understand Men? We're So Simple?
Christians Can Be Funny Aug 21, 2006
What makes humor good is the truth behind it. Robert Hansen takes common subjects, such as waiting in the car while his wife shops "for a few minutes," and turns them into witty humor. This volume is a collection of more than forty entertaining articles published in his newspaper humor column. His wit reminds me of a mixture of columnist Dave Barry and author Bill Bryson. But, what he has written is never crude and is uniquely his own. His second book, a children's story titled, A Bully's Doom, is set for release in early 2007.
Bob's writing career dates back over twelve years and includes weekly humor columns in his hometown newspaper, The Chronicle, and the Oregon Christian Journal. For over ten years, he has met with and now leads a small writer's critic group. It was there that we met and where he has mentored me for more than a year.
Bob does an excellent job of taking the ordinary events of life, putting a Christian spin on them, and making it all very funny. Each article is easily readable in less than ten minutes. I highly recommend this, his debut book.
Witty Humor That Is Unmatched!! Funniest Book EVER Written!! Jan 12, 2003
This book will have you doubled over on the floor laughing uncontrollably. That goes for men and women. Your sides are going to hurt, I kid you not. Don't hesitate to get this one.