Item description for Son of Orbiting Death-Ray Platform by Heinrich Heildmon...
The collected works of Dr. Heildmon serve as a warning to all humanity: Don't stand too close to life, you might get some on you. In this first volume, Son of Orbiting Deathray Platform, Dr. Heildmon introduces us to the world as he sees it, made up of offbeat characters like his very good friend Art Carter and outlandish situations like a community college teaching a course on World Domination, and Quantum Woodshop. Dr. Heildmon provides insights into human nature that could conceivably save you in the event an orbiting death ray platform looms over the horizon. So grab a can of Spray-CoT spray on self smoothening cheese flavored foaming food substitute, snuggle up next to your best girl or guy, and get ready. You'll be a better person for it.
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Est. Packaging Dimensions: Length: 7.8" Width: 5" Height: 0.6" Weight: 0.45 lbs.
Release Date Apr 25, 2005
Publisher Outskirts Press
ISBN 1932672060 ISBN13 9781932672060
Availability 72 units. Availability accurate as of Mar 30, 2017 02:59.
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Reviews - What do customers think about Son of Orbiting Death-Ray Platform?
ReeDeep Macnab. Forgel the delph and mackerel the bilge! Jan 4, 2006
Reading this bromidic flibbertigibbet reminded me of my harrowing experiences in the Navy except, in this case, I just couldn't seem to get past Chapter 1. Anyway, it's all over and I feel much better now.
Tacos? Jun 17, 2005
I just sat down to read a book that is not "Son of Orbiting Death Ray Platform" and, can I just say, it is NOT "Son of Orbiting Death Ray Platform". This book is about some rockstars or rich kids with not enough money or too much time and not enough taco seasoning - very disappointing. Truth be told, I knew going into it that it was not "Son of Orbiting Death Ray Platform" and really I've been served the dish of fudge that I ordered. I made my own platform, now I've got to sleep under it's looming shadow. I tried to run out on not "Son of Orbiting Death Ray Platfrom", but was caught on account of all the tacos; that IS a lot of gas, you know. Had I known now what I knew then, I don't think I would have ever put this book in my dishwasher. I think that really says it all. It really is a penultimate read.
Life questions answered through the a unique medium. May 28, 2005
Truly inspiring Dr. Heildmon's book has brought new meaning to the lack of altruism and fortitude in the world. He has created a book that acts as a beacon for the righteous. Its bright light shining through his honest love for humanity blatently seen in the satire laden pages. My life is enriched for having not just read this book but experienced it. Thank you Dr. Heildmon, you are a true saint.
Mind blogging! May 18, 2005
This book asks the question that everyone wants to know, but is too iron deficient to ask: Wanna buy a fish? The answer: an undeniable 10 bucks. Mask or no mask, you will have no choice but to cut your hair, AND with scissors, once you've learned the secrets this tome of "agno" wisdom holds. A grat read! You won't leave your porch for minutes!
Vampire? Vampirest! May 17, 2005
There I was, looking for a good book with vampires, and Dr. Heildmon's "Son of Orbiting Death-Ray Platform" jumped off the shelf. It landed squarely in the face of a Vampire that was sneaking up on me for the biting, knocking him down into some sunlight that Sol had spilled earlier (and didn't clean up). With the disolving! The book had saved my life, so I read it and discovered an important lesson: don't go to the bookstore with a vampire. Sure they may know a lot about literature, but there's the biting.