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You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children (Classic Seuss) [Hardcover]

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Item description for You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children (Classic Seuss) by Seuss...

Dr. Seuss's elderly Everyman travels, in rhyme and illustrations, along the Golden Years Clinic's assembly line of medical tests and questions, meeting Miss Becker of Stethescope Row, Dr. Pollen, Dietician Van Eiffel, and others

Publishers Description
With his unmistakable rhymes and signature illustration style, Dr. Seuss creates a classic picture-book ode to aging in "You're Only Old Once " On a visit to "the Golden Years Clinic on Century Square for Spleen Readjustment and Muffler Repair," readers will laugh with familiar horror at the poking and prodding and testing and ogling that go hand in hand with the dreaded appellation of "senior citizen." Though Dr. Seuss is known for his peerless work in books for children, this comical look at what it's like to get older is ideal for Seuss fans of advanced years. In his own words, this is "a book for obsolete children." A perfect gift for retirement, birthdays, and holidays

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Item Specifications...

Studio: Random House Books for Young Readers
Pages   45
Est. Packaging Dimensions:   Length: 0.5" Width: 8.5" Height: 11.5"
Weight:   0.85 lbs.
Binding  Hardcover
Release Date   Jan 27, 2009
Publisher   Random House Books for Young Readers
Age  12
Edition  Anniversary  
ISBN  0394551907  
ISBN13  9780394551906  

Availability  322 units.
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More About Seuss

Register your artisan biography and upload your photo! THEODOR SEUSS GEISEL aka Dr. Seuss is one of the most beloved children s book authors of all time. From The Cat in the Hat to Oh, the Places You ll Go!, his iconic characters, stories, and art style have been a lasting influence on generations of children and adults. The books he wrote and illustrated under the name Dr. Seuss (and others that he wrote but did not illustrate, including some under the pseudonyms Theo. LeSieg and Rosetta Stone) have been translated into thirty languages. Hundreds of millions of copies have found their way into homes and hearts around the world. Dr. Seuss s long list of awards includes Caldecott Honors for McElligot s Pool, If I Ran the Zoo, and Bartholomew and the Oobleck, the Pulitzer Prize, and eight honorary doctorates. Works based on his original stories have won three Oscars, three Emmys, three Grammys, and a Peabody."

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Reviews - What do customers think about You're Only Old Once!: A Book for Obsolete Children (Classic Seuss)?

Close to the truth  Apr 5, 2008
Easy to order. Arrived on time.
A funny book for us old folks. I have ordered copies for my aging friends.
Seussisms  Jul 30, 2007
This is a great gift for all your friends turning 50!
Lets them know exactly what to expect in the coming years.
No one could say it better than Dr. Suess.
You'll Laugh  Jun 2, 2007
I first saw this book while visiting friends in a retirement home. When I got home I immediately ordered it from this site and placed it on my coffee table. If you are even on the verge of getting older, you will understand Dr. Seuss' adventure to the doctor's office, and appreciate the humor he injects concerning the many tests, etc. one sometimes must tolerate as we age.
Must Have for 60th Birthdays  May 12, 2007
The family has given this book to friends for years as a gift on their 60th birthday. It is a fun look at the aging process and brings laughter from all who have received the book. Usually we have the friend sit on our laps and we read it to them as we would a child. Great stuff..
Can't live without prescriptions from the good doctor.  May 7, 2007
What more can be said? There will never be another Dr. Suess. I'm never disappointed when it comes to Dr. Suess. And this site has great service, by the way.

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