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He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot: Waiting for Gabriel's Horn [Paperback]

By Barbara Johnson (Author)
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Barbara Johnson's ministry to the broken hearted has rescued thousands from the cesspools of life and helped the hopeless learn to laugh again. Now, sharing outrageous humor, rib-tickling insights, and inspiring, real-life examples, she shows you how to put life's trials into heavenly perspective. With Barb's zany humor leading the way like a geranium bobbing in a parade leader's hat, you'll be able to face each new challenge with grace―maybe even a giggle. Soon you'll have your sights set on eternity and your ears tuned to the heavenly trumpeter's frequency as you, too, joyously await that day when "He's gonna toot, and we're gonna scoot "

"Barbara Johnson's writing may not make us thinner, but it sure does make us easier to live with She has a way of removing a lot of the grit and grind from our crankcase so we can enjoy the trip from earth to heaven without a breakdown." ―Charles Swindoll, President Dallas Theological Seminary

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Item Specifications...

Studio: Thomas Nelson
Pages   176
Est. Packaging Dimensions:   Length: 8.4" Width: 5.4" Height: 0.5"
Weight:   0.5 lbs.
Binding  Softcover
Release Date   Jun 3, 2008
Publisher   Thomas Nelson
ISBN  0785296492  
ISBN13  9780785296492  

Availability  99 units.
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More About Barbara Johnson

Register your artisan biography and upload your photo! Barbara Johnson's (1927-2007) books have sold millions of copies. Founder of the nonprofit Spatula Ministries, she delivered comforting, humor-filled messages across the country as a popular conference speaker and part of the "Women of Faith" tour.

Barbara Johnson lived in La Habra, in the state of California. Barbara Johnson died in 2007 and has an academic affiliation as follows - Spatula Ministries.

Barbara Johnson has published or released items in the following series...
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1Books > Subjects > Entertainment > Humor > General
2Books > Subjects > Entertainment > Humor > Parenting & Families
3Books > Subjects > Entertainment > Humor > Satire, Classic
4Books > Subjects > Entertainment > Humor > Satire, General
5Books > Subjects > Nonfiction > Social Sciences > Sociology > Marriage & Family
6Books > Subjects > Religion & Spirituality > Christianity > Theology > Eschatology

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Reviews - What do customers think about He's Gonna Toot and I'm Gonna Scoot?

made me laugh  Aug 16, 2007
this was a good book...plain and simple. Gave insight, made me laugh, made me think and I would reread it again...
Are you Kidding Me?!  Jun 6, 2002
The title of this book is a glowing reminder of all that is wrong with Christian publishing. The title is ridiculous and stunningly irreverent. Is getting a catchy title on the front of your book worth throwing scatologically-tinged references to the Second Coming on the front cover?! If it wasn't so sad, I would start dying laughing at the apparent ignorance of the writer and publisher to the fact that most will do a double-take upon seeing this book and then snicker.

I guess however that this book will fit perfectly right next to all of the shallow "Jesus Junk" peddled by Christian bookstores all over the world.

"Splashes of Joy?"  Jan 14, 2000
I received this wonderful book for Christmas and I have really enjoyed it. I have passed the book on to my friends for them to enjoy. I found the book very informative, emotional, and humorous. But she does not go into detail about the "splashes of joy," I would love to know the "words" that go with the marbles.
Such a delightful look at being Heaven bound.  May 5, 1999
Barbara Johnson's knack for 'splashing joy' in this world takes a somber but uplifting look at what lies in store for those who can really look forward to the day they leave this earth. She clarifies to Christians just what is meant by 'saved by the grace of God'.

As usual her book is an easy and quick read, full of wisdom and humor. The contributed art work by Sam Butcher of Precious Moments is an excellent touch.


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